1 00:00:07,269 --> 00:00:10,294 “A seagull flew in and landed, 2 00:00:10,379 --> 00:00:13,350 gold shimmer on her wings. 3 00:00:13,690 --> 00:00:16,807 Bird in me roaming freely. 4 00:00:17,839 --> 00:00:18,910 This 5 00:00:19,163 --> 00:00:20,316 is 6 00:00:20,790 --> 00:00:21,727 love. 7 00:00:22,150 --> 00:00:24,633 Then seagull flies away, 8 00:00:24,739 --> 00:00:26,752 gone for every day. 9 00:00:27,013 --> 00:00:29,656 This is love.” 10 00:00:29,982 --> 00:00:30,985 So, is she in love 11 00:00:31,070 --> 00:00:32,310 with a seagull? 12 00:00:32,553 --> 00:00:34,510 Well, it’s a metaphor, obviously. 13 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:36,535 Right. 14 00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:39,148 Have you been in love before? 15 00:00:39,233 --> 00:00:40,234 I don’t know. 16 00:00:41,373 --> 00:00:42,505 Just be honest. 17 00:00:42,590 --> 00:00:44,756 Give us something real, bit of grit. 18 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:46,625 What part...? 19 00:00:46,710 --> 00:00:49,550 Right, I’ve got a bowl of soup in there forming a skin. See you in a bit. 20 00:00:58,086 --> 00:00:59,239 What did she say, then? 21 00:01:00,751 --> 00:01:01,978 Come on, tell me. 22 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:03,272 She loved it. 23 00:01:03,357 --> 00:01:04,881 - Did she actually? - Yeah. 24 00:01:05,244 --> 00:01:08,317 Well, a little bending of the truth never hurt anyone, did it? 25 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,350 What? 26 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:13,087 - Don’t pull me like that, you dick. - Well, get up, then! 27 00:01:13,172 --> 00:01:14,605 Wasn’t ready. 28 00:01:15,137 --> 00:01:17,345 - Right. This is what you’ve got to do. - Don’t hit her. 29 00:01:17,430 --> 00:01:19,105 OK, so you’ve got your bare feet on the grass 30 00:01:19,190 --> 00:01:21,145 and then you’ve got to just let the negative charges 31 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:22,950 run down into the earth. 32 00:01:23,896 --> 00:01:25,464 - Trav? - Yeah. 33 00:01:26,072 --> 00:01:28,065 - I’m not signing your petition. - Why? 34 00:01:28,150 --> 00:01:32,258 - Because it’s made up shit! - It’s not! Scientists have done studies. 35 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:35,863 We’re making ourselves sick with these rubber soles, separating us from the earth! 36 00:01:35,948 --> 00:01:36,872 I signed it, 37 00:01:36,957 --> 00:01:39,891 but you owe me because Mrs. Blocker caught me with my phone out. 38 00:01:39,977 --> 00:01:42,611 “Is that phone more interesting than me?” You know the face she does. 39 00:01:42,696 --> 00:01:44,705 - “Is that phone more interesting than me?” - This is so good. 40 00:01:44,790 --> 00:01:46,213 “Cos if it is, 41 00:01:46,298 --> 00:01:48,661 by all means, get out.” 42 00:01:48,746 --> 00:01:49,933 One! 43 00:01:51,469 --> 00:01:53,077 Have you seen it when she wears the drawstring bag? 44 00:01:53,162 --> 00:01:54,582 - Oh my God, yes. - It looks like, 45 00:01:54,668 --> 00:01:56,929 like, a fly on an elephant’s back. 46 00:01:57,248 --> 00:02:00,150 - You’re such a dick. - It went out your nostrils and all. 47 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,030 You’re a dick. 48 00:02:02,741 --> 00:02:03,710 Oh my God. 49 00:02:04,035 --> 00:02:06,661 What’s Poppy doing with Lorraine Chapman? 50 00:02:06,747 --> 00:02:08,225 I’ll tell you this for nothing, 51 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:09,967 Poppy is a cunt! 52 00:02:10,053 --> 00:02:11,727 Shut up. 53 00:02:12,470 --> 00:02:15,268 Right, Lorraine was in the newspaper, and now Poppy wants to be her friend. 54 00:02:15,353 --> 00:02:17,310 - Yeah. - So, she’s transparent. 55 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:20,434 Lorraine Chapman had sex with a frozen sausage. 56 00:02:20,519 --> 00:02:22,991 I thought she was taking chemistry A-level two years early. 57 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:25,730 - So? She’s still fuck a sausage. - You haven’t heard the best bit. 58 00:02:25,815 --> 00:02:28,163 Apparently, it snapped inside her. 59 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:30,017 - I know. - Spare me. 60 00:02:30,102 --> 00:02:32,209 How fucking long was the sausage? 61 00:02:32,670 --> 00:02:34,678 Right, fuck this, this is boring now. 62 00:02:37,016 --> 00:02:38,622 - Right, bitches, take it. - Not again. 63 00:02:38,707 --> 00:02:39,388 What’s in this? 64 00:02:39,473 --> 00:02:41,362 Lyds, why do you have to take it that one step further? 65 00:02:41,447 --> 00:02:43,530 Alprazolam is a form of benzodiazepine. 66 00:02:43,616 --> 00:02:45,549 What do you want, a fucking ingredients list? 67 00:02:45,634 --> 00:02:46,878 - Come on. - OK. 68 00:02:48,903 --> 00:02:50,451 See you on the other side. 69 00:02:55,372 --> 00:02:56,705 - Right then, boys. - Yeah! 70 00:03:18,659 --> 00:03:21,359 - Oh, no. - My God. 71 00:03:34,727 --> 00:03:37,409 I just like it when it’s just the three of us. 72 00:03:38,220 --> 00:03:39,024 Yeah. 73 00:03:41,076 --> 00:03:42,242 In the summer, 74 00:03:42,327 --> 00:03:45,289 my parents have got a house in Italy, we should go. 75 00:03:46,116 --> 00:03:48,472 Imagine. That would be amazing. 76 00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:51,271 Yeah, I could get a tan. 77 00:03:58,830 --> 00:04:00,696 There we go. There it goes. 78 00:04:01,870 --> 00:04:03,174 I’m going to go. Will you get her home? 79 00:04:03,259 --> 00:04:04,554 - OK, yeah. Ta-ra. - Please! 80 00:04:04,639 --> 00:04:07,266 Bye, love you. Bye, Lydia. 81 00:04:07,351 --> 00:04:08,323 Lydia! 82 00:04:21,109 --> 00:04:22,670 Drugs are for mugs. 83 00:04:22,948 --> 00:04:24,835 Some crusty old dick said that. 84 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,350 But I’m inclined to agree. 85 00:04:56,283 --> 00:04:57,452 Fuck’s sake. 86 00:06:02,130 --> 00:06:03,050 Dad? 87 00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:05,927 - Dad! - What are you doing? 88 00:06:06,012 --> 00:06:07,844 It’s Mum! She is out in the road. 89 00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:09,710 Leave the mad bitch out there. 90 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:18,283 Mum, come in the house. 91 00:06:18,790 --> 00:06:19,756 Come on. 92 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,670 Look at the neighbours. 93 00:06:25,315 --> 00:06:29,592 Mum, you’re freezing. Just come in and have a cup of tea. Come on, come on. 94 00:06:30,683 --> 00:06:31,899 Mum. Mum! 95 00:06:35,535 --> 00:06:39,449 Come on. You’ve got to go and see your uncle Dai. He knows all about it. 96 00:06:39,676 --> 00:06:41,431 Please, will you just put this on? 97 00:06:41,516 --> 00:06:44,249 Your father’s brother Dai, he knows. He knows. 98 00:06:45,063 --> 00:06:49,578 How does it feel to treat me like you do? 99 00:06:49,663 --> 00:06:52,507 When you lay your hands upon me... 100 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:56,385 Hey! Shut up, will you! 101 00:06:56,470 --> 00:06:57,592 Sorry, love. 102 00:06:58,088 --> 00:07:00,298 Come down and join us, why don’t you? 103 00:07:00,694 --> 00:07:03,435 - You’re waking people up. - You want to deliver my pies or what? 104 00:07:05,396 --> 00:07:07,027 I can deliver your pies. 105 00:07:07,112 --> 00:07:09,329 - Not a bother. - Twats! 106 00:07:12,512 --> 00:07:14,043 Please, Mum! 107 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,715 Please, Mum. 108 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:22,002 Please, will you just come with me? 109 00:07:23,346 --> 00:07:24,955 Why do you look so scared? 110 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:28,201 I’m the strongest woman in the world. 111 00:07:58,349 --> 00:07:59,209 OK. 112 00:07:59,515 --> 00:08:01,399 I’ve got you really tight, all right? 113 00:08:01,484 --> 00:08:02,497 Come on. 114 00:08:02,942 --> 00:08:04,622 You’re going to be fine, yeah? 115 00:08:06,424 --> 00:08:08,598 Come on, come on. 116 00:08:08,684 --> 00:08:11,706 Right. We’re just going to sit in this room, all right? 117 00:08:12,090 --> 00:08:14,590 OK, come on. Come on over here. 118 00:08:15,689 --> 00:08:17,199 You can rest your legs, look. 119 00:08:17,284 --> 00:08:20,526 There you go. Pull your nightie down. There you go. 120 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:23,825 Excuse me, sorry to bother you, 121 00:08:23,910 --> 00:08:26,230 is there a doctor on duty? 122 00:08:27,079 --> 00:08:28,488 My mum’s not very well. 123 00:08:28,573 --> 00:08:30,159 I’ll get the senior nurse. 124 00:08:31,558 --> 00:08:32,618 Jack! 125 00:08:38,070 --> 00:08:40,070 Hiya, love. I’m Nurse Digby. 126 00:08:40,155 --> 00:08:41,681 Who’s this? Mum, is it? 127 00:08:41,766 --> 00:08:44,665 Yeah, it’s my mum. She’s been here before. She’s got bipolar. 128 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:46,150 OK. You on your own? 129 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:50,145 - What’s your name? - Come and dance with me, baby. 130 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,665 - Mum, hang on a minute. - What’s your name, love? 131 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:54,246 Trina Gwyndaf, queen of the fucking world. 132 00:08:54,331 --> 00:08:56,590 OK. Crisis team, please. 133 00:08:56,978 --> 00:08:58,430 Why don’t you take a seat here? 134 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:00,763 OK. 135 00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:22,733 Absolutely hanging. I feel like my brain... 136 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,555 Fish breath, turn round, stop scribbling. 137 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,531 - I’ve got something to tell you. - What? 138 00:09:27,616 --> 00:09:29,345 I’m in so much shit. 139 00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:32,076 - My mother phoned the school. - Fuck. 140 00:09:32,161 --> 00:09:33,371 Did she report us? 141 00:09:33,456 --> 00:09:35,038 Yeah, save your own skin. 142 00:09:35,123 --> 00:09:36,803 Not like that. You know what I mean. 143 00:09:36,888 --> 00:09:38,091 No, just me. 144 00:09:38,176 --> 00:09:39,279 How does she even know? 145 00:09:39,364 --> 00:09:42,984 She’s been counting them, apparently. It’s like, get a life, bitch. 146 00:09:43,069 --> 00:09:45,154 You’re telling me, I got up this morning to this. 147 00:09:45,848 --> 00:09:48,116 - Really some shit. - Here, let me see, let me see. 148 00:09:48,201 --> 00:09:50,428 “I wanna to see you when I get back from work. Mum.” 149 00:09:50,513 --> 00:09:51,967 - God. What’s she going to do? - Jesus, 150 00:09:52,052 --> 00:09:53,745 I knew something like this would happen. 151 00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:55,864 Babe, don’t worry, it’ll be fine, OK? 152 00:09:55,949 --> 00:09:57,630 Right, a bit of hush, please? 153 00:09:58,007 --> 00:10:00,163 First things first, gentle reminder, 154 00:10:00,248 --> 00:10:02,675 you need to have your poems in by 12 tomorrow. 155 00:10:02,761 --> 00:10:04,607 I don’t want to be in the anthology, Miss. 156 00:10:04,692 --> 00:10:06,900 Well, that’s good, Priest, because I highly doubt you will be. 157 00:10:06,985 --> 00:10:08,444 My God... 158 00:10:08,529 --> 00:10:10,289 Are you pregnant? 159 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:12,550 In your chair, Priest. 160 00:10:13,307 --> 00:10:14,265 All right, don’t shout. 161 00:10:14,350 --> 00:10:17,545 It’s compulsory that you all turn one in, so, no excuses. 162 00:10:17,630 --> 00:10:18,865 If you tell me your dog ate it, 163 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:21,203 you best bring the dog’s stool sample to prove it. 164 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,336 Yeah, but Miss, if one of us wins, do we actually get paid? 165 00:10:24,422 --> 00:10:26,357 Or is this just slave labour? 166 00:10:26,443 --> 00:10:28,470 The poem gets printed in the anthology, 167 00:10:28,811 --> 00:10:30,225 - that’s your payment. - OK. 168 00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:31,950 Fame, and the respect of your peers. 169 00:10:34,442 --> 00:10:36,270 Yeah, I’d rather the money, thanks. 170 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,749 Enough lip, Gwyndaf. 171 00:10:39,278 --> 00:10:41,030 Jane Eyre, page 45. 172 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,630 - Loser. - Fuck off. 173 00:10:53,562 --> 00:10:54,595 Yeah? 174 00:10:55,099 --> 00:10:57,762 Why you dangling like the drip who never dropped? 175 00:10:58,526 --> 00:10:59,855 Can I show you this? 176 00:11:00,522 --> 00:11:02,984 I wrote something else after we spoke. 177 00:11:06,277 --> 00:11:08,510 Thought you said it was slave labour? 178 00:11:09,024 --> 00:11:10,550 Well, I’m a wit, ain’t I? 179 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:15,830 “No jobs, no prospects. 180 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:19,590 In this green land of ours, 181 00:11:20,092 --> 00:11:21,945 Mind your manners, 182 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:25,049 Or your mam will mind your knackers. 183 00:11:25,395 --> 00:11:31,470 Black soot smeared face, back broken with labour. 184 00:11:31,726 --> 00:11:34,265 But still he can’t afford a pint, 185 00:11:34,350 --> 00:11:35,824 Leccy off... 186 00:11:35,910 --> 00:11:37,255 No light.” 187 00:11:40,335 --> 00:11:42,082 - Did you read it all? - No. 188 00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:43,677 Is it OK? 189 00:11:43,762 --> 00:11:46,305 - It’s not about OK, Bethan. - What? 190 00:11:46,390 --> 00:11:48,870 I know I said grit, but I meant your grit. 191 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,168 Speak from your heart. 192 00:11:53,162 --> 00:11:54,389 It’s all I want. 193 00:11:54,973 --> 00:11:56,232 That’s art. 194 00:12:01,065 --> 00:12:01,939 OK. 195 00:12:05,464 --> 00:12:07,186 Hurry up, what are you doing? Writing your diary? 196 00:12:07,271 --> 00:12:08,048 No. 197 00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:10,171 I haven’t done the biology homework. 198 00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:12,350 I’m not waiting for you. 199 00:12:12,735 --> 00:12:14,250 Fine, I’ll be in now. 200 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,138 “You run, I run, we all run. 201 00:12:25,223 --> 00:12:27,703 Blind, deaf, dumb, The big dick of so-- 202 00:12:28,265 --> 00:12:31,376 The big dick of society blowing its...” 203 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,815 - Hiya, Nan. - Where’s my girl? 204 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:37,958 I’m here. 205 00:12:38,043 --> 00:12:39,044 Good. 206 00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:40,652 Well, I’m down the caravan. 207 00:12:40,737 --> 00:12:42,105 I lost three games of bingo, 208 00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:43,694 and now I just had a tikka pasty 209 00:12:43,779 --> 00:12:45,425 that tasted like arseholes, so that’s 210 00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:47,385 £1.50 down the hoop. And then... 211 00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:48,785 - Nan... - I turns my blower on 212 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:50,469 and sees you’ve been ringing my dinger off the hook. 213 00:12:50,554 --> 00:12:52,888 You know me, Beth, I never looks 214 00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:54,090 - at it... - Nan! 215 00:12:54,175 --> 00:12:54,910 What? 216 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:56,457 Hang on... 217 00:12:58,202 --> 00:13:00,275 - What’s the matter? - She’s back in. 218 00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:04,015 Fucking toot my chute. 219 00:13:04,824 --> 00:13:06,065 Well, what have they said? 220 00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:09,037 I don’t know, yet. I’m going down the hospital after school. 221 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,865 Bethan, I can’t get back today. I’ve got 222 00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:15,030 no wheels. Peg leg Roger brought me down on the moped. 223 00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:19,200 Well, it’s fine, it’s not your fault, don’t worry. 224 00:13:19,285 --> 00:13:20,673 All right, love you loads. 225 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,477 - Love you too. - All right, stay strong. 226 00:13:22,563 --> 00:13:24,351 - See you tomorrow. - Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. 227 00:13:25,588 --> 00:13:26,757 For fuck’s sake. 228 00:13:31,401 --> 00:13:33,627 Diabetes is approaching, 229 00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:36,131 creeping up on you today. We’re doing ropes, 230 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,974 Marine style! 231 00:13:38,543 --> 00:13:39,830 Bethan Gwyndaf. 232 00:13:40,026 --> 00:13:41,212 Answer me this, yeah? 233 00:13:41,297 --> 00:13:43,358 If you can’t be bothered to get in here on time, 234 00:13:43,443 --> 00:13:44,795 why should I? 235 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:48,642 No, really. Give me one good reason. 236 00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:50,829 Cos you’re the one getting paid. 237 00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:54,105 All right, enough. 238 00:13:54,190 --> 00:13:57,296 You lot of trophy for turning up, 239 00:13:57,381 --> 00:14:02,441 waste of oxygen, rats in my sewer crawling around... 240 00:14:03,459 --> 00:14:05,884 Do you know, if any of you lot had as much get up and go 241 00:14:05,969 --> 00:14:07,746 as I’ve got in my little toe, 242 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:11,753 this country might have lower rates of heart disease, and yet here I still am, 243 00:14:11,838 --> 00:14:14,669 helping you all out, you bunch of losers. 244 00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:19,081 - Stop it! - I’m sorry. 245 00:14:20,378 --> 00:14:22,378 Something funny, Travis Beams? 246 00:14:23,651 --> 00:14:26,870 Cos heart disease is no joke, my boy. 247 00:14:27,446 --> 00:14:29,317 No, Miss, it’s just... 248 00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:32,459 Thought I saw a fly... 249 00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:36,320 And what’s funny about a fly? 250 00:14:39,602 --> 00:14:40,510 Exactly. 251 00:14:40,878 --> 00:14:43,955 Check your smiles at the door, please. 252 00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:45,764 Go. 253 00:14:47,467 --> 00:14:48,946 Come on, knees up. 254 00:14:49,677 --> 00:14:52,208 We’re all slowly catching diabetes. 255 00:14:52,294 --> 00:14:53,190 One, two, one, two. 256 00:14:54,147 --> 00:14:56,350 Come on, you’ve got a grip like wet spaghetti, girl. 257 00:14:56,489 --> 00:14:57,832 It’s ripping my skin off. 258 00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,425 Snowflakes, the lot of you! Come on! 259 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:04,435 - Right, right, down you get. - Hang on, I can’t... 260 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,652 - I’m going to fall... - Now, who’s next? 261 00:15:07,012 --> 00:15:08,145 Oh my God, babe? 262 00:15:08,230 --> 00:15:09,144 What? 263 00:15:09,229 --> 00:15:11,826 Gutted! Look, Auntie Flo’s in town. 264 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,917 Beth, your minge is leaking. 265 00:15:14,002 --> 00:15:15,305 - All right. - Priest, stop it! 266 00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:17,116 - You can go and get changed. - Miss, you’ve got to sort that. 267 00:15:17,201 --> 00:15:18,658 - I’m not touching that rope. - All right. 268 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,363 I ain’t touching nothing. 269 00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:22,070 - My God. - Disgusting. 270 00:15:22,492 --> 00:15:24,207 - Are you OK? - Disgusting. 271 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,121 I can smell it as well. 272 00:15:26,206 --> 00:15:27,812 Shut up, Priest. 273 00:15:28,185 --> 00:15:29,222 Beth, man. 274 00:15:29,307 --> 00:15:31,372 That’s embarrassing! 275 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,754 Oh my God. She’s got afternoon school as well. 276 00:15:42,172 --> 00:15:44,499 Beth, no one’s going to remember tomorrow. 277 00:15:44,584 --> 00:15:47,377 Priest has been calling me Jam Rag Knickers all day. 278 00:15:47,462 --> 00:15:50,941 What were you thinking? It’s PE 101, always a fresh tampon. 279 00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:53,843 Yeah, thanks for making sure everyone noticed, by the way. 280 00:15:55,337 --> 00:15:56,462 Babes, 281 00:15:56,547 --> 00:15:59,042 do you reckon Blocher has a vibrator? 282 00:15:59,127 --> 00:16:00,269 Yeah, sure. 283 00:16:00,354 --> 00:16:02,161 I bet she’s worn it down to a nub. 284 00:16:04,467 --> 00:16:05,936 Don’t want to go home, 285 00:16:06,021 --> 00:16:09,060 my mother’s going to bore my tits off with a drugs lecture. 286 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,506 What tits? 287 00:16:10,591 --> 00:16:12,303 What would you know about tits? 288 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,629 Can I come to yours? 289 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,692 Can’t, Dad’s tonight. 290 00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:18,546 Cool, thanks for nothing. 291 00:16:18,631 --> 00:16:20,336 Beth, hook me up, just for an hour? 292 00:16:20,421 --> 00:16:23,504 I wish, I’ve been summoned to my mother’s study when I get in. 293 00:16:24,282 --> 00:16:25,879 Fuck it! 294 00:16:27,798 --> 00:16:29,922 Let’s just run away. 295 00:16:30,648 --> 00:16:32,292 You say that every day, babe. 296 00:16:34,848 --> 00:16:37,259 We could just hitchhike, wherever, seriously, I don’t care. 297 00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:39,746 Yeah, we’ll go to the place in Italy that Beth said. 298 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,066 Yeah, gladly! 299 00:16:41,151 --> 00:16:43,886 But for now my mother wants rosemary, dickhead. 300 00:16:43,971 --> 00:16:46,956 - Message you in a bit? - I’ll probably be dead. 301 00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:47,750 Love you! 302 00:16:50,757 --> 00:16:52,105 - Let’s do it. - I want a doughnut. 303 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:53,205 - Yes, I want a doughnut. - Make it two. 304 00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:54,922 - Are you actually going to get a doughnut? - Yes. 305 00:16:55,007 --> 00:16:57,965 I need one... And don’t want to feel guilty about it. 306 00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,141 What is she doing? What are you doing? 307 00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:03,737 Buying veg. What are you doing, prostituting yourself? 308 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:04,867 Whatever. 309 00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:07,929 No school kids. 310 00:17:08,015 --> 00:17:09,694 What makes you think I’m a school kid? 311 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,505 Regular Ken Dodd, is it? 312 00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:12,696 And you want two. 313 00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:14,029 Out! 314 00:17:14,425 --> 00:17:15,458 Sorry, 315 00:17:16,096 --> 00:17:18,185 please can I just get some rosemary for my mam? 316 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,110 I’ll leave my bag. 317 00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:22,184 Make it quick. 318 00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:23,630 Thanks. 319 00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:25,932 Bag! 320 00:17:35,565 --> 00:17:37,380 Sorry, just a few other bits. 321 00:17:40,656 --> 00:17:42,104 Lychees. 322 00:17:42,510 --> 00:17:43,436 Yeah, I know. 323 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,898 Oh, you know, do you? 324 00:17:44,983 --> 00:17:46,839 Why’s your gob catching flies, then? 325 00:17:46,925 --> 00:17:48,230 That’s just my face. 326 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,260 My mother sent me a list, she wants rosemary and lychees. 327 00:17:51,345 --> 00:17:52,575 You’re a liar, 328 00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:55,699 like every other teen turd who comes in here trying to rob off me. 329 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:58,416 - What are you calling me a teen turd for? - Want to taste this, 330 00:17:58,502 --> 00:18:01,464 turd breath? Quit fingering my goods, 331 00:18:01,549 --> 00:18:03,596 or I’ll be fingering you to the police? 332 00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:04,567 Oh, yeah? 333 00:18:05,656 --> 00:18:08,390 Why don’t you go and finger yourself? 334 00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:12,985 You rotten... Before I knock you out! 335 00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:14,865 Suck on them, you stupid old bat. 336 00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:16,042 She’s right, though. 337 00:18:16,127 --> 00:18:18,470 I’ve been telling lies since I was eight years old. 338 00:18:21,298 --> 00:18:23,180 Gemma Jones came round my house 339 00:18:23,266 --> 00:18:25,910 and saw my dad had a wardrobe full of porno mags. 340 00:18:26,226 --> 00:18:29,867 She laughed at me and then told everyone at primary school. 341 00:18:29,953 --> 00:18:33,092 I said she was lying and it was her dad who had the pornos, 342 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,270 and everyone believed me. 343 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,869 I did feel bad, though, because her dad is quite nice, 344 00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:43,964 whereas my dad is the maddest bastard you will ever meet. 345 00:18:44,377 --> 00:18:45,296 Oi! 346 00:18:47,408 --> 00:18:48,262 Yeah? 347 00:18:50,454 --> 00:18:51,759 Where’s your mother? 348 00:18:52,321 --> 00:18:53,460 Hospital. 349 00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:55,306 I want to kill him. 350 00:19:00,503 --> 00:19:03,122 Every morning, he coughs his snot in the sink, 351 00:19:03,207 --> 00:19:05,272 and I want to stab him in the back, 352 00:19:05,357 --> 00:19:07,390 just take a knife and hack at him. 353 00:19:09,199 --> 00:19:10,809 You shouldn’t have done that. 354 00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:13,683 She wasn’t very well. 355 00:19:33,979 --> 00:19:35,159 Get some chips. 356 00:20:04,554 --> 00:20:06,422 Hiya. Hiya, sorry. 357 00:20:06,507 --> 00:20:08,285 I’m here to see Trina Gwyndaf. 358 00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:10,090 Would you like to put your stuff in the locker? 359 00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:11,110 Yeah, yeah. 360 00:20:22,778 --> 00:20:24,098 All right, Mam? 361 00:20:25,054 --> 00:20:26,158 All right, love. 362 00:20:26,757 --> 00:20:28,182 Thanks for coming in. 363 00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:29,953 Of course. Come here. 364 00:20:48,852 --> 00:20:51,651 You need to wash that, you’ve got egg on it, or something. 365 00:20:51,737 --> 00:20:52,630 Yeah, I will. 366 00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:00,923 Nana’s going to come in tomorrow. She’s been down the caravan. 367 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,335 - That’s nice. - Yeah. 368 00:21:04,727 --> 00:21:06,453 Nice weather for it. 369 00:21:10,587 --> 00:21:11,825 You been all right today? 370 00:21:11,910 --> 00:21:13,638 No, not really, Beth. 371 00:21:14,885 --> 00:21:16,426 Sectioned now. 372 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,086 That’s it. 373 00:21:18,909 --> 00:21:19,916 Yeah. 374 00:21:23,587 --> 00:21:24,870 Locked ward. 375 00:21:26,227 --> 00:21:27,089 Yeah. 376 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:31,912 What have you done to me? 377 00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:40,133 I’m sorry, Mam. 378 00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:47,068 I got you some pop, I did. 379 00:22:03,342 --> 00:22:05,075 Stupid bitch! 380 00:22:07,255 --> 00:22:08,789 See what you’ve done? 381 00:22:11,772 --> 00:22:14,433 You’ve delivered me in the eye of the storm here. 382 00:22:14,519 --> 00:22:15,990 There’s cameras everywhere! 383 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,110 Watching me. 384 00:22:19,042 --> 00:22:21,045 Everything gets reported back. 385 00:22:22,934 --> 00:22:25,448 - They’re not even nurses. - Yes, they are. 386 00:22:25,794 --> 00:22:27,753 Some of them are, not all of them. 387 00:22:28,504 --> 00:22:30,112 Been sucked in! 388 00:22:31,448 --> 00:22:33,070 Trina. What’s the matter? 389 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,159 OK, come out, Bethan. 390 00:22:36,244 --> 00:22:38,065 Don’t touch my daughter! 391 00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:40,965 - Beth! Behind me, now! - No one’s going to hurt her. 392 00:22:41,050 --> 00:22:42,726 Put the chair down, Trina. 393 00:22:42,812 --> 00:22:46,430 - We’re not going to hurt her... - Touch my daughter, and I’ll kill you! 394 00:22:47,310 --> 00:22:50,081 Will you come out? Step outside! Step outside! 395 00:22:50,904 --> 00:22:53,621 - Sit! - Help me, someone! 396 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,717 - OK. - No! 397 00:22:56,996 --> 00:23:00,147 Trina, you’re in a safe place... 398 00:23:00,575 --> 00:23:01,817 We can help you, Trina. 399 00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:09,629 Don’t... Don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me... 400 00:23:09,767 --> 00:23:10,572 We won’t. 401 00:23:13,978 --> 00:23:15,031 Beth! 402 00:23:45,988 --> 00:23:47,807 Do you want a drop of pop, Mam? 403 00:23:54,381 --> 00:23:56,739 I told you I had a baby girl who died? 404 00:23:56,825 --> 00:23:58,276 She was prettier than you. 405 00:24:14,252 --> 00:24:17,505 Charlotte Church is the voice of an angel. 406 00:24:17,967 --> 00:24:19,526 By 2007, 407 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:23,281 she’d sold over 10 million records, worldwide. 408 00:24:25,095 --> 00:24:26,099 Right. 409 00:24:26,624 --> 00:24:27,750 That’s amazing. 410 00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:34,218 Sorry, just got to send a message on here. 411 00:24:57,058 --> 00:25:00,446 Charlotte Church’s 2005 album, 412 00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,419 Tissues and Issues, 413 00:25:02,504 --> 00:25:05,854 sold more than 300,000 copies. 414 00:25:11,275 --> 00:25:13,331 Where did he get the tux? 415 00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:24,830 You happy with yourself? 416 00:25:27,936 --> 00:25:29,163 Gas is off! 417 00:25:46,051 --> 00:25:47,185 Guess what I did last night? 418 00:25:47,270 --> 00:25:48,555 I don’t know, waxed your fanny? 419 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,571 - Shut up. - We saw Chicago last night. 420 00:25:50,656 --> 00:25:51,790 The musical? 421 00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:53,656 - Yeah, it’s on in town. - I want to come. 422 00:25:53,741 --> 00:25:54,510 Me too! 423 00:25:54,902 --> 00:25:57,613 What? My mother brought me a brochure, I’ll bring it in for you to have a look. 424 00:25:57,698 --> 00:26:00,145 Apparently, right, in dance school, what they do is 425 00:26:00,231 --> 00:26:02,607 - they sit on your thighs so it... - All right, dykey? 426 00:26:02,692 --> 00:26:04,670 - ...tears all the muscle... - Give them here. 427 00:26:09,028 --> 00:26:10,701 - All right? - All right, Priest? 428 00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:12,850 - Trying to ignore me, are you? - No. 429 00:26:12,935 --> 00:26:15,070 Last time I saw you, I was licking you right up! 430 00:26:16,084 --> 00:26:17,225 Shut up! 431 00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:20,105 Fucking hell, when did your tits get so big? 432 00:26:20,670 --> 00:26:22,705 It’s called puberty. When did your mouth get so big? 433 00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:24,705 You’re fucking cheeky, aren’t you? 434 00:26:25,078 --> 00:26:27,161 - Hi, Beth. - What? Oh, hiya! 435 00:26:27,246 --> 00:26:29,250 Did you see Ms. Morgan’s e-mail? 436 00:26:29,335 --> 00:26:32,230 No, not yet, I’ve been eating. I had a pasty. 437 00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:34,472 Oh my God, shut up. Have a look. 438 00:26:34,557 --> 00:26:37,407 You’ve been selected for the anthology. 439 00:26:37,493 --> 00:26:38,505 What? I have? 440 00:26:38,590 --> 00:26:40,545 Yeah, I just read it. It’s brilliant. 441 00:26:40,630 --> 00:26:43,352 Seriously, you should be really proud. 442 00:26:43,437 --> 00:26:46,137 My God, that’s amazing! Well done, Beth! 443 00:26:46,652 --> 00:26:48,287 Consmatulations, 444 00:26:48,678 --> 00:26:49,994 you fat bab. 445 00:26:53,176 --> 00:26:55,789 - Bye, Priest. You’re an ape. - You’re ugly! 446 00:26:55,874 --> 00:26:58,468 Maybe come and sit with me in English? 447 00:27:03,303 --> 00:27:07,030 Talk about “rate yourself”, and Loz Chapman, she fucked a sausage. 448 00:27:08,449 --> 00:27:09,265 Here we go, Beth. 449 00:27:09,350 --> 00:27:14,193 “Oh, please join me in congratulating Bethan Gwyndaf who’s been selected for...” 450 00:27:14,278 --> 00:27:16,190 Blah, blah, blah, boring. All right. 451 00:27:16,491 --> 00:27:19,234 “You are a bond, the glue that binds 452 00:27:19,319 --> 00:27:22,590 The knot that ties two warring sides 453 00:27:22,675 --> 00:27:27,230 Oil and water, these bricks and mortar, the wrong daughter.” 454 00:27:34,809 --> 00:27:36,086 What the fuck? 455 00:27:36,510 --> 00:27:37,513 What? 456 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:40,923 Morgan laps that shit up. 457 00:27:41,470 --> 00:27:43,440 I’ve got her eating out of this. 458 00:27:45,365 --> 00:27:47,673 She fucking loves it!